Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 440 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You started the game!
Half way to endless mode!
You made it to endless mode, try and get a high score!
You reached the 500 second mark!
You reached the 600 second mark!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 8/17 (95/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Jump out 10 times in one run
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 50
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
complete the first minigame
Hide behind a box from an enemy
get caught by a grunt
Complete all minigames
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 10/25 (120/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Open the level editor
Open one of the official levels
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls